A Crack Team

Total losers. Absolutely no imagination. Terrible. Dummies. Do a horrible job.


Donald Trump

Businessman. Failure. Rich. Preference for eastern European women. Boor. White nationalists love him.

Katrina Pierson

Obama voter. Lousy speller. Will send emails with her name for money. Sometimes takes things that aren't hers.

Matt Boyle

Obama voter. Hates the establishment. Marco-phone user. Free Beacon Man of The Year.

Pepe Frog

Hates Mexicans. No job. Passion for erotic gay imagery. Will call you a cuckservative. Spends most time indoors.

The Failures, Proudly Displayed

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